The Back Stabber
Bad mouthing your boss to others is a tried and true way to spike your career. Some geniuses apparently think the nasty words will never get back to the boss, but foul comments always find their way home--and it demolishes your standing as a trustworthy employee.
Liars, Cheaters And Thieves
Lying to the boss to cover your ample butt shows you to be a weasel. If the boss can't trust you, don't expect a promotion. Claiming other's work or ideas as your own will kill your reputation. If your boss asks why you're stealing office supplies, say you're underpaid.
Negative Nelly
Always tell your boss why something can't be done or, better yet, consistently find reasons why your boss's ideas are poorly conceived, weak, irrelevant and generally stupid. This is a great tactic, especially if the smartest person in the world grins back at you each morning in the bathroom mirror.
Mr. Irresponsible
What do you think they're paying you for? Right--to be late for work each morning, to take an early and long lunch, to use sick leave as spot vacation days and, on the rare occasion when you're actually at your desk, to see deadlines as an annoyance to be blown off as easily as tossing the latest memo from the boss in the wastebasket.
The Bad News Revealer
Always be the first to tell your boss when things go wrong. This should be punctuated by a haughty "I told you so," complete with a fresh copy of your detailed and insightful memo from six months ago presenting your killer plan to avoid this very elephant trap.
The Needler
Find out what bugs your boss and do it every day. This will remind your boss that you're here, if not at your desk working. You don't need a career coach to answer this basic question: Why be tactful when you can be boorish?
The Attention Grabber
What's more important, getting the job done or you? Only a dolt would get this wrong. The doltish boss who frets about the job needs to be educated and brought into the wonderful world of you and your continued need for more money. A large daily dose of your wit and wisdom is recommended, preferably at top
Good gods! If you are practising any of the habits listed above...then just curb them, lest you will see the cookie crumble and the hay fall. Well then, what are the points to underscore to earn your boss's impression? Here you go..........
1.A good boss depends on you. The reward for good work is challenging assignments in the future. In return, make your boss look good to The Grand Pooh-Bahs who inhabit the executive suite and the corner offices. If nothing else, boosting your boss will advance your career.
2."The relationship with your boss is a partnership," "It takes effort to built the relationship and nurture it. You have to communicate well, avoid confrontations and resolve differences in a positive way."
3."The smart employee understands the boss's temperament and style," "You want to move to being a partner from being just another worker. You want to become part of a high-performance team, and you want your boss to depend on you to deliver consistently high effort and offer good ideas."
4.Bosses appreciate openness and honesty. They depend on you to tell them what they need to know, and the smart boss wants the details straight up. What your boss doesn't need is endless negativity. Remember that your boss is under constant pressure from above and doesn't need endless yammering from below.
5.you should offer suggestions on how to fix immediate problems and ideas on how to avoid pitfalls in the future. You turn the wheels and the smart boss will listen to your suggestions because you're closer to the daily push-and-shove of the job.
6.Learn your boss's concerns and goals. Understand the problems and pressures your boss confronts daily. Listen carefully to what your boss says--and doesn't say. Know when it's wise to shut up and leave your boss alone.
7.Understand how your boss likes to receive information--face-to-face, memo, e-mail or weekly staff meeting--and manage the flow of details accordingly. If something important breaks, take it directly to your boss, but don't always demand face time.
8.Make your career goals known, but never lose sight of the task at hand. Your boss wants you to turn handstands at work, but doesn't want a workaholic.
9."Stay focused on your job," . "The best way to advance is to do well in your current assignment. The worst thing you can do is ignore the details of your present job while looking forward to the next rung on the corporate ladder."
10.No one, especially your boss, is perfect. Learn to work around your boss's weak points or blind spots. Don't pick a fight with your boss because it's a match you can't win. Make your points clearly and emphatically and if your boss disagrees, listen carefully to what you boss wants and do what's suggested. In some instances, every employee realizes that you don't have to like it, you just have to do it.
11."Keep the boss informed about what's going on at work and never forget the pressure your boss is under. Honesty and reliability will win the hearts of most bosses."